His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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