Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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