We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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