what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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