Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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