me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
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