Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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