I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
oh god was she eating orange peels again
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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