And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize