She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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