what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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