Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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