How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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