Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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