So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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