I need help removing her.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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