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His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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