is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just gargled with NyQuil
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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