covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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