let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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