White coat. Heels.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
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