she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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