Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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