well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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