Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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