So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I need a hoe opinion
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