feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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