My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize