they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
Randomize