need another drink. this is the easiest way
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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