Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
just tell him i said nine months
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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