I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
COCAINE IS GR8
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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