I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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