what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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