The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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