i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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