wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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