just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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