She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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