I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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