Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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