"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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