I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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