So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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