my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
you never un-have a 4some
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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