these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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