That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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