And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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