with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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