Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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