He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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